My cat has a problem. An addiction. She has bottomed out and now we must pick up the pieces. (Please note: Tasha's kitty litter is NOT in the bathroom. She has no reason to be there, only sad, sad needs.)
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why do you sound like an old jewish man?
And I think Tasha is just fine. Why are you constantly labelling her?!? You're giving her a complex.
If Tasha could talk, aren't you worried she might say "YOU. I learned it from YOU Dad!"
My cat also refuses to drink out of any still bowls of water, preferring the toilet or sink as sources of refreshment. I try to be understanding, but so far I'm not understanding enough to buy one of those cat water fountains. I suppose I might be if he started trying to drink out of the bathroom sink while I brush my teeth, but I have a drippy kitchen faucet to thank for the fact that he doesn't (and the cat hairs in said kitchen sink).
Pens the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large. Writes for The Onion News Network. Serves as head writer for the PBS series SeeMore's Playhouse (for which his script won two regional Emmys). Was afraid of the color yellow until about age nine. Tans a little too well to be trusted by security.
A simple grilled cheese sandwich. Something that can be procured anywhere at any time. Nothing too exciting, right?
But what if I put a little butter on the bread before I grilled that sandwich? That would add a little extra zing, right? And what if instead of using plain old American cheese I opted for something a tad more exotic, like Camembert, Stilton or Roquefort? Now we're talking, right?
And what if instead of using bread for my grilled cheese sandwich I used two large blocks of pure platinum? And what if instead of eating the platinum I sold it and then used that small fortune as venture capital for a Beijing-based conglomerate that could take advantage of Chinese local business incentives, cheap labor, lax environmental laws and surging global interest in the fastest-growing economy in the world, thereby ensuring returns in the billions of dollars even in the face of a collapsing U.S. dollar and a massive industrial shift from the technical to service business sector? Wouldn't that be nice?
That's exactly what Francesco Explains It All is. In an endless buffet of indistinguishable tastes, it's the grilled platinum Stilton cheese sandwich that could forever destabilize geoeconomics. Care for a bite?
2 comments:
why do you sound like an old jewish man?
And I think Tasha is just fine. Why are you constantly labelling her?!? You're giving her a complex.
If Tasha could talk, aren't you worried she might say "YOU. I learned it from YOU Dad!"
My cat also refuses to drink out of any still bowls of water, preferring the toilet or sink as sources of refreshment. I try to be understanding, but so far I'm not understanding enough to buy one of those cat water fountains. I suppose I might be if he started trying to drink out of the bathroom sink while I brush my teeth, but I have a drippy kitchen faucet to thank for the fact that he doesn't (and the cat hairs in said kitchen sink).
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