Friday, June 29, 2012
Medium Large. Always expanding, constantly improving, occasionally testy during periods of high humidity, Medium Large is your place for comics, humor articles, several mentions of cats, and information about my new book I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats, published by Chronicle Books. But just because this blog has ceased operation doesn't mean all the news was bad for the hundreds of employees I pretended worked for me. In fact, I convinced myself I gave huge departing bonuses to the entire staff I imagined I had, even that guy from my fake Accounts Payable department who I told everyone stabbed me because I didn't want to admit I really scarred myself by reaching for a boiling tea kettle too eagerly. That aside, to everyone who regularly visited this site, I thank you very much. To everyone who now regularly visits Medium Large, I also thank you very much. And to everyone who stumbled upon this site because if you click enough links in a row you're bound to read everything on the net eventually, just note that you are probably only few more clicks away from discovering there actually exists a Perfect Strangers fan fiction site. Sorry, I didn't mean to end this on such a horrifying note. See you at Medium Large!