* American bumper stickers feature two flaming soccer balls and the words "Never forget."
* 16 movies immediately greenlit to capitalize on soccer fever, featuring such taglines as "It Was U.S. Versus Them!" "God Bless U.S." and "U.S. Are the Champions."
* Americans overturn cars, set fire to own nation in celebration.
* Fox News calls soccer moms "noble women's work."
* Class-5 hurricane formed by excessive flag waving.
* New fan Ann Coulter vehemently defends her position that soccer proves there was no Holocaust, slavery or Canada.
* America feels free to improve game with baseball bats, first downs and Texas Hold 'em.
* Bostonians get yet another team to completely rule their lives.
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