Blocking industrial waste run-off pipe
Starring dead-eyed up at nine first-year medical students in Antigua
Serving as load-bearing beam for yurt
Assisting in buoyancy for gruesome reenactment of Kon-Tiki expedition
Making numerous pratfalls in gender re-imagining of Weekend at Bernie's
Scaring crows from tasty corn
Pressed tightly against crack under closed door to prevent further heat from escaping
Partially reanimated to wave arms frantically over head, attracting potential customers to new car lot
Repeatedly drowning and resurfacing in Old Williamsburg water mill
Helping her mom use the HOV lane during rush hour
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with my luck in my house...I will find the body on a project bench feel badly for her and bring her upstairs try to revive her then take pics of her with my kids, then stuff her down the garbage chute..
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