Thursday, May 20, 2010

"Francesco Explains It All" Mission Statement

Founded in 2007, Francesco Explains It All is one of the world's countless providers of services to both the public and communal sectors. Here at Francesco Explains It All we are all leaders in our area of responsibility, with a deep commitment to deliver leadership results that befit our obligations. We have a clear vision of where we are going and yet still maintain a positive, productive attitude. We are honest and straightforward with each other and therefore prone to internal conflict. We once had a vending machine. We yearn for success but settle for “lessons.” We huddle for warmth. We hear things, like a bear clawing at our office door, and steady ourselves for yet another attack. We miss our families. We are not certain of our current location. We think we may be near a river or burst sewer pipe. We are very hungry. We provide daily blog posts. We can’t stop sobbing. We lost another to the bear.

2 comments:

Naked Bunny with a Whip said...

I notice there's nothing in there about writing comic strips.

TimK said...

We have a clear vision of where we are going and yet still maintain a positive, productive attitude.

I like the implication that you don't like where you're going. Very sly.