Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Unused Onion News Network Submission #3

Proud Mom Says Son Smart, Gifted Enough to Be Charged as an Adult
A very proud mother of an 11-year-old accused murderer tells Today Now that her son is far more advanced mentally and emotionally than his peers and should be viewed as a “very capable and outstanding little man, not a kid” by the prosecution.


ParallaxG said...

The sad thing is, I could see actual parents making that argument.

yellojkt said...

Too true to be funny. Or vice versa.