If you didn't get your copy of the Hot Blogger Calendar then you missed your chance to start 2009 with a full-size pic of this slice of cheesesteakcake:
I don't know what's sexier--the fact that I can't smile on camera, that the wonderful makeup artist had to cover the razor burns on my face or that I openly admit to using antidepressants.
Heyyy, we both use Effexor. Maybe it will turn me into a comic genious with lots of blogs, too! Or get me regularly mentioned on the Comics Curmudgeon! So many possibilities, all of them exciting--happy new year!
Pens the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large. Writes for The Onion News Network. Serves as head writer for the PBS series SeeMore's Playhouse (for which his script won two regional Emmys). Was afraid of the color yellow until about age nine. Tans a little too well to be trusted by security.
A simple grilled cheese sandwich. Something that can be procured anywhere at any time. Nothing too exciting, right?
But what if I put a little butter on the bread before I grilled that sandwich? That would add a little extra zing, right? And what if instead of using plain old American cheese I opted for something a tad more exotic, like Camembert, Stilton or Roquefort? Now we're talking, right?
And what if instead of using bread for my grilled cheese sandwich I used two large blocks of pure platinum? And what if instead of eating the platinum I sold it and then used that small fortune as venture capital for a Beijing-based conglomerate that could take advantage of Chinese local business incentives, cheap labor, lax environmental laws and surging global interest in the fastest-growing economy in the world, thereby ensuring returns in the billions of dollars even in the face of a collapsing U.S. dollar and a massive industrial shift from the technical to service business sector? Wouldn't that be nice?
That's exactly what Francesco Explains It All is. In an endless buffet of indistinguishable tastes, it's the grilled platinum Stilton cheese sandwich that could forever destabilize geoeconomics. Care for a bite?
9 comments:
Grrrrrr! (Or is it Prrrrrrr?) Lookin' good! Congratulations to you, you Hot Blogger you.
A) You look hot. Your high school can SUCK IT.
B) All of your quotes are hilarious.
I love cheesecake :)
And just for the record, I think we look good hanging on the wall beside each other.
Congrats!
Mrs. January
Well, how-dee-do!
Fake smiles look, well, fake.
Razor burns mean you're a MAN, baby!
Effexor is the new black.
HAWT!
Heyyy, we both use Effexor. Maybe it will turn me into a comic genious with lots of blogs, too! Or get me regularly mentioned on the Comics Curmudgeon! So many possibilities, all of them exciting--happy new year!
In the immortal words of Pepe Le Pew, "Le Rowr Rowr."
At first, I thought it said you couldn't "milk on camera".
Which made TOTAL SENSE.
**inappropriate comment alert** As if I wasn't envious enough of Sara for her killer wit now I have yet another reason...
Hello, Mr. January! You are rocking the cool T-shirt in your pic.
And your quotes are funny. :)
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