Monday, November 10, 2008

More Curious--Yet Real--Search Terms Used to Get to "Medium Large"


"crib jail"

"i am from austria mcdonalds"

"describing a comic strip for blind"

"larry the cable guy political preference"

"hot sex stories"

"a 5 panel comic strip on a friday night"

"irish mail mechanism ride on toys"

"cartoon mom fucks son"

"dark master"

"my bite isn't right after the dentist"

"hommages ass"

"subcategories of nerds"

"francesco marciuliano divorce"

"is it possible for you to shut the fuck up"

Of the above the most disturbing search terms are the mother-son coupling and the fact that someone would even have the interest to type in "francesco marciuliano divorce."

That said, my absolute favorite is "a 5 panel comic strip on a friday night" if only because I can imagine someone returning home at the end of a grueling work week, pouring themselves a drink, kicking off their shoes, sitting on the couch and saying, "What I want--no, what I need--are not one, not two, not three and not four panels of hilarity but..."


Rae said...

As the one responsible for the 'Francesco Marciuliano divorce' search, I can tell you it's not as disturbing as it looks: I was killing time going through the Comics Curmudgeon archives and found the post featuring your ex modeling a 'roadside' tank. The date may have been wrong, or something, because I could have sworn I'd seen Sara mentioned on your blog at the time it was posted. So I googled it, because I'm anal about little things like that.

'fraid you don't have a stalker. At least, not me.

Gold-Digging Nanny said...

I've got some great new search terms, too!

-"abbey spencer"+nude (Must be a Judge Parker fan)
-american dental association posters
-animals porn
-bastinado (It's the act of beating someone's feet)
-brom bone's lover
-children dental posters
-dental poster
-dental poster for kids
-dental posters for children (What is with these people?)
-extreme bondage art comics
-fake vampire fangs in boise idaho
-garfield, dental, poster
-i hate every ape i see from
-life as a forest ranger
-mr. ed's grave
-teddy ruxpin underwear
-textbooks on chi gong

(Here's my older list, for your reading pleasure:)
-unspeakable filth
-baby forest ranger dress
-buy boi fursuit
-cat dressed like dracula
-deja vu snakes
-dental floss bondage
-dracula animal or man
-dracula lion
-evil jester joker jack in the box decals
-f-minus comic with beached whale
-how to plough out shih-tzu ears' hair
-nananananananana caddyshack
-ninja turtle sewer grate bronx zoo
-stolen white bike stickers fish skeleton
-yoyo and snowmen

Francesco Marciuliano said...

Miss Jo:

Haha! Thanks for sharing that. No hard feelings whatsoever. But now I kinda wish I had a stalker. I just seemed so much cooler before your revelation.

Anonymous said...

"Subcategories of nerds" is a good one and now has me all curious as to what these subcategories are...

Aunty Christ said...

I'm trying to figure out what "irish mail mechanism ride on toys" and "crib jail" are all about. Is that anything like Space Jail?

Oh, and if you don't want to see disturbing search terms used by (no doubt disappointed) boys to find your blog, please, whatever you do, do not name yourself Aunty and write about sex and knickers.

I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but Nanny? I'm sorry. I really needed to purchase a boi fursuit. What?

yellojkt said...

As a public figure you have no privacy. There is a wealth of information to be gleaned just by perusing your Wikipedia history. Not that I have ever done that. That would be too stalkerish to admit to. It would be like admitting I used to know where you lived on the Upper East Side.

Dimestore Lipstick said...

"a 5 panel comic strip on a friday night". Sounds like one of those phrases that should be prefaced by "Crazier than..."

In fact, I may have a new pest expression. That's crazier than a 5panel comic strip on a friday night!

Dimestore Lipstick said...

pest = pet

Or, pest = Freudian slip?

Tony said...

I used to rank highly for a image search for "odd-looking people". Also, "tallest hobbit".

There are reasonable stories behind those, but it's more fun if I don't share them.