Aggressive Alternatives to “Trick or Treat!”

“Food or Fist.”

“I notice you only have ‘Mike and Ike’ and ‘Chiclets.’ That doesn’t bode well for you. Not well at all…”

“One container holds confetti, the other kerosene…”

“There’s the easy way to handle this and then there’s the unpleasant way. Frankly, I’m comfortable with both.”

“I’m calling from your kitchen. Where are the Gobbstoppers?”