Thanks to my friend Dan for the heads-up!
Monday, July 19, 2010
The Single Best Worst Piece of Art EVER!
Michael Jackson remembered in a way no one can ever possibly forget.
Thanks to my friend Dan for the heads-up!
Thanks to my friend Dan for the heads-up!
San Diego Comic Con!
Hey, everybody! I'll be at San Diego Comic Con this week, wandering around aimlessly, suffering from sensory overload and avoiding furries by any means necessary, including suicide. I'll also be posting photos, articles and maybe video of me stalking Zoe Saldana.
If you're going and you'd like to meet up, just say hi or tell me in person how I'm the worst thing to happen to Sally Forth since Sally Forth, this is what I look like:
I will probably not have the dog (since it's not mine). I could bring my cat but she's 17 years old. Plus, I'd look crazy if I did. Unless I did so while dressed in the standard comic convention Princess Leia slave girl outfit from Return of the Jedi. I do think I could pull that off, though. I have the legs for it. That is, if I shave first.
I should shut up now.
If you're going and you'd like to meet up, just say hi or tell me in person how I'm the worst thing to happen to Sally Forth since Sally Forth, this is what I look like:
I will probably not have the dog (since it's not mine). I could bring my cat but she's 17 years old. Plus, I'd look crazy if I did. Unless I did so while dressed in the standard comic convention Princess Leia slave girl outfit from Return of the Jedi. I do think I could pull that off, though. I have the legs for it. That is, if I shave first.
I should shut up now.
Quotes from Ted Forth's Pep Talks
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"I don't like you and you don't like me. But if we focus that mutual hatred on the opposing team maybe we can break their star player's kneecaps or something."
"To win you have to stay hungry. To stay hungry you have to want something. To want something means there is a horrible, crippling void in your life."
"Only you can love yourself. After all, there's a reason hookers won't kiss you on the lips."
"Some days you feel invincible. But only Superman is invincible. The rest of us could die from a stray bullet or tampered Flinstones chewable like that!"
"We can't all be winners. So, you know, keep that in mind when you're 50 and sobbing."
"I want you all to remember the words of my father--'You're not much to look at but your mother seems to have grown attached to you.'"
"Each day I wake up healthy and alive probably costs me 80 to 100 bucks easy."
"Once there was a train who thought he could...but he couldn't. Got suicidal. Eventually drove itself into a canyon. Hence my new team motto--'No trestles!'"
"Orphans have it easy. No one around expecting them to make something of their lives. The rest of us can only fail in others' eyes."
"One day you'll look back on this very moment and think, 'I could have used this time to nap.'"
"Well, it's not like any of us were planning on becoming professional ballplayers or financially solvent adults any way."
"Listen to your heart, because your mind is only going to remind you how getting an English degree in college was like flushing all your potential down the crapper."
"It's only when you stop needing to win do you realize you've gone six days without shaving or changing your shirt."
"Make no mistake--Uhura was fiiiiiiiiine."
"Some people can only brag. Others can only whine. I can spend up to six hours straight humming the theme to Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse."
“Remember--they can't kill you if you're already dead inside."
"I don't like you and you don't like me. But if we focus that mutual hatred on the opposing team maybe we can break their star player's kneecaps or something."
"To win you have to stay hungry. To stay hungry you have to want something. To want something means there is a horrible, crippling void in your life."
"Only you can love yourself. After all, there's a reason hookers won't kiss you on the lips."
"Some days you feel invincible. But only Superman is invincible. The rest of us could die from a stray bullet or tampered Flinstones chewable like that!"
"We can't all be winners. So, you know, keep that in mind when you're 50 and sobbing."
"I want you all to remember the words of my father--'You're not much to look at but your mother seems to have grown attached to you.'"
"Each day I wake up healthy and alive probably costs me 80 to 100 bucks easy."
"Once there was a train who thought he could...but he couldn't. Got suicidal. Eventually drove itself into a canyon. Hence my new team motto--'No trestles!'"
"Orphans have it easy. No one around expecting them to make something of their lives. The rest of us can only fail in others' eyes."
"One day you'll look back on this very moment and think, 'I could have used this time to nap.'"
"Well, it's not like any of us were planning on becoming professional ballplayers or financially solvent adults any way."
"Listen to your heart, because your mind is only going to remind you how getting an English degree in college was like flushing all your potential down the crapper."
"It's only when you stop needing to win do you realize you've gone six days without shaving or changing your shirt."
"Make no mistake--Uhura was fiiiiiiiiine."
"Some people can only brag. Others can only whine. I can spend up to six hours straight humming the theme to Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse."
“Remember--they can't kill you if you're already dead inside."
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Teenage Girl President Makes a Cameo in Today's "My Cage"!
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That's our girl, Teenage Girl President herself, in the bottom panel with a whole host of incredible webcomic characters in today's My Cage Sunday strip! Quite the honor indeed!
I want to thank My Cage creators Ed Power and Melissa DeJesus (yes, their surnames spell out the phrase "Power de Jesus") for inviting TGP into their world for a day. But you should read My Cage every day right here. Also make sure to read the strip's official blog (with a rundown of today's webcomic cameos in today's post).
And don't forget to buy the first My Cage compilation book--My Cage: Year One--right here! (More info on the book can be found here.)
Thank you, Ed and Melissa!
That's our girl, Teenage Girl President herself, in the bottom panel with a whole host of incredible webcomic characters in today's My Cage Sunday strip! Quite the honor indeed!
I want to thank My Cage creators Ed Power and Melissa DeJesus (yes, their surnames spell out the phrase "Power de Jesus") for inviting TGP into their world for a day. But you should read My Cage every day right here. Also make sure to read the strip's official blog (with a rundown of today's webcomic cameos in today's post).
And don't forget to buy the first My Cage compilation book--My Cage: Year One--right here! (More info on the book can be found here.)
Thank you, Ed and Melissa!
Monday, July 12, 2010
Ten Second Tales Now on Twitter
Introducing Ten Second Tales, bedtime stories for the attention-deficit disorder reader or remarkably indifferent parent. Please subscribe here!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
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