Hey, everybody! I'll be at San Diego Comic Con this week, wandering around aimlessly, suffering from sensory overload and avoiding furries by any means necessary, including suicide. I'll also be posting photos, articles and maybe video of me stalking Zoe Saldana.
If you're going and you'd like to meet up, just say hi or tell me in person how I'm the worst thing to happen to Sally Forth since Sally Forth, this is what I look like:
I will probably not have the dog (since it's not mine). I could bring my cat but she's 17 years old. Plus, I'd look crazy if I did. Unless I did so while dressed in the standard comic convention Princess Leia slave girl outfit from Return of the Jedi. I do think I could pull that off, though. I have the legs for it. That is, if I shave first.
I should shut up now.