The unreleased David Lynch-directed version of Return of the Jedi, featuring Ewok fetuses.
The almost incomprehensible Schoolhouse Rock cartoon about the imaginary number "i."
Apes assuming global control through wealth management.
An actual bottle of Diet Rite.
The "It was all a dream" ending to Battlestar Galactica.
The 1986 McDonald's commercial in which Ronald McDonald appears in a little girl's bedroom only for her to scream for a full 45 minutes.
Nothing, if he knows what's good for him.