Monday, February 2, 2009

What the Groundhog Saw

The unreleased David Lynch-directed version of Return of the Jedi, featuring Ewok fetuses.

The almost incomprehensible Schoolhouse Rock cartoon about the imaginary number "i."

Apes assuming global control through wealth management.

An actual bottle of Diet Rite.

The "It was all a dream" ending to Battlestar Galactica.

The 1986 McDonald's commercial in which Ronald McDonald appears in a little girl's bedroom only for her to scream for a full 45 minutes.

Nothing, if he knows what's good for him.

1 comment:

Kaitlyn said...

imaginary numbers are pretty cool, because they look so scary, but they're one of the first "numbers" you work with where you don't have to simplify too far down.

Next thing you know, 3x(3)-h(2)+1 is an acceptable answer! Grown-up math ROCKS!

Those are supposed to be cubes and squares, you get it. And by grown-up, I mean "college when you're in in middle school"