Thursday, July 10, 2008
Hunka Hunka Burning Ted
"You know, I think Ted just might be the virile love machine he says he is. He has the makings.
He’s curious, willing to play with toys, not at all self conscious, open to new ideas and most likely very grateful. I could see him as a power bottom.
It’s just the weeping afterwards that would turn most people off."--Commentator on Comics Curmudgeon
Ted is what one would call "passively masculine." To look at him you might think he's the type to shriek at the sight of a butterfly (and he has). But in the right situation, in the right environment, with the right odds stacked in his favor, the right tools at the ready and the right side of his opponent felled by a massive stroke, Ted can go at his attacker like Ralphie on Scut Farkus, hurling his tiny fists with wild abandon and cursing like a man possessed before collapsing in sobs and having Sally bring him home to wash his face.