Friday, December 21, 2007

Standard Responses to Christmas Gifts

“I gave you this very sweater last Christmas, only without the stains.”

“Actually, I’m allergic to cats. And avocados. How you managed to combine the two in one present is beyond me.”

“Does the Stop & Shop have a return policy?”

“It’s not that I think cash is a bad gift. I just wish you had given it to me in a currency I recognized.”

“Is it supposed to scream like that?”

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