Monday, November 5, 2007

The Francesco Explains It All All-Encompassing Holiday Hymn (Sung to Whatever Tune Is Currently Lodged in Your Head)

Burn little candles, burn, burn, burn
For each of the Seven Principles of Nguzo Saba
Lighting the Four Noble Truths and the Eightfold Path
Unto the Five Pillars of Worship
With the Five Books of Moses
Acknowledging the Oneness of the Universe
To free all those who trust in Him
While committing good acts to break out of the cycle of rebirth
And the Jains don't walk on bugs
They don't walk on bugs
And the Jains never walk on the bugs

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