Hey there!
Blog entries may be few and far between for the next three weeks for one of the following reasons:
* I have been kidnapped by the dreaded pirate Bluetooth who, despite his nom de pillage, provides absolutely no wi-fi access to his captives.
* By the end of this sentence I would have used up all the English I learned while studying for my TOEFL: Long Island as First Language Edition exam and must now teach myself some new words.
* I have given up writing and cartooning all together for my new, one true passion--onanism.
* Turns out the coroner was right. I am dead.
* I'm going to bum around on a beach in Portugal for the next three weeks under the misguided belief that if I ring in my 40th birthday in a foreign land then the age won't really take and I will remain 39 when I return to the U.S. in mid-August.
Thanks for reading this blog! Will try to update whenever and wherever possible. If not, see you in mid-August!
Ces
One hint, if you attend the Onanism Society Of American Annual Picnic, avoid the potato salad and coleslaw...
ReplyDeleteOh, and expect a long line at the bathrooms. For some reason, everybody takes a long time in there...
woodrowfan, I salute you. Your comment made me laugh out loud in a very quiet office. It was a little embarrassing, but mostly joyful.
ReplyDeleteOnanism rocks. Just remember it's "onanismo" when you're in good ol' Portugal.
ReplyDeleteOoooo... have a happy birthday. Do you think, since I'll be in Canada for my 40th this fall, that I will still be 39 when I go back down to the states? Will it work for me too?
ReplyDeleteTY Sara. Ah, if only I had a dollar for every time my wife used the phrase "a little embarrassing, but mostly joyful.."....
ReplyDeleteHave fun with the onanism! I mean, have fun in Portugal. With the onanism.
ReplyDeleteThat not aging in a foreign country has something to do do with the International Date Line, right?
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