I NEED to know that there was some kind of camera trickery involved, otherwise...this cat has passed that star nosed mole *shudder* as the freakiest animal I've seen on the net this week.
Pens the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large. Writes for The Onion News Network. Serves as head writer for the PBS series SeeMore's Playhouse (for which his script won two regional Emmys). Was afraid of the color yellow until about age nine. Tans a little too well to be trusted by security.
A simple grilled cheese sandwich. Something that can be procured anywhere at any time. Nothing too exciting, right?
But what if I put a little butter on the bread before I grilled that sandwich? That would add a little extra zing, right? And what if instead of using plain old American cheese I opted for something a tad more exotic, like Camembert, Stilton or Roquefort? Now we're talking, right?
And what if instead of using bread for my grilled cheese sandwich I used two large blocks of pure platinum? And what if instead of eating the platinum I sold it and then used that small fortune as venture capital for a Beijing-based conglomerate that could take advantage of Chinese local business incentives, cheap labor, lax environmental laws and surging global interest in the fastest-growing economy in the world, thereby ensuring returns in the billions of dollars even in the face of a collapsing U.S. dollar and a massive industrial shift from the technical to service business sector? Wouldn't that be nice?
That's exactly what Francesco Explains It All is. In an endless buffet of indistinguishable tastes, it's the grilled platinum Stilton cheese sandwich that could forever destabilize geoeconomics. Care for a bite?
5 comments:
Really? You have given in to cute cat videos?
It's Invasion of the Body Snatchers all over again.
Unless the kitty gets eviscerated at the end of the video, I will continue to worry for your safety.
That's an excellent fursuit.
I want to take that cat's pilates class.
I NEED to know that there was some kind of camera trickery involved, otherwise...this cat has passed that star nosed mole *shudder* as the freakiest animal I've seen on the net this week.
I didn't think it was possible to improve that, but someone did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZy2I8csVQU
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