Sunday, November 29, 2009
Things My Dad Said about the Rockettes While Watching the Radio City Christmas Spectacular on TV
“Imagine if it was somebody’s goal to screw every one of them?”
“They probably hire only light-skin black dancers instead of regular-skin black dancers because otherwise they would stand out too much from the white dancers and you’d spend the entire show going, ‘There’s the black dancer!’”
“They have Oriental dancers now? Oh wait, what’s the right word?… ‘Chinese.’”
“I knew the Rockettes had nice legs, but who knew they had such great tits?"
“God, look at all those gorgeous women. Oh, to be young and rejected again.”