Just wanted to drop you a line to say thanks for the surprising splash into pop culture. It didn't get me laid, but your strip was still a great, amazing, and fantastic surprise.
-David Latt producer, MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS
Tell him he needs to work on a casual, yet suave way of bringing up the subject with women. Something on the order of, "Hi, I'm David. Do you read the syndicated comic strip Sally Forth, and if so, did today's strip make you want to have sex with the producer of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus?" That would totally work on me.
Pens the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large. Writes for The Onion News Network. Serves as head writer for the PBS series SeeMore's Playhouse (for which his script won two regional Emmys). Was afraid of the color yellow until about age nine. Tans a little too well to be trusted by security.
A simple grilled cheese sandwich. Something that can be procured anywhere at any time. Nothing too exciting, right?
But what if I put a little butter on the bread before I grilled that sandwich? That would add a little extra zing, right? And what if instead of using plain old American cheese I opted for something a tad more exotic, like Camembert, Stilton or Roquefort? Now we're talking, right?
And what if instead of using bread for my grilled cheese sandwich I used two large blocks of pure platinum? And what if instead of eating the platinum I sold it and then used that small fortune as venture capital for a Beijing-based conglomerate that could take advantage of Chinese local business incentives, cheap labor, lax environmental laws and surging global interest in the fastest-growing economy in the world, thereby ensuring returns in the billions of dollars even in the face of a collapsing U.S. dollar and a massive industrial shift from the technical to service business sector? Wouldn't that be nice?
That's exactly what Francesco Explains It All is. In an endless buffet of indistinguishable tastes, it's the grilled platinum Stilton cheese sandwich that could forever destabilize geoeconomics. Care for a bite?
5 comments:
"It didn't get me laid?" Dude, the strip just ran yesterday! Give it some time, man!
I agree, it took a good six weeks before the video I made of my brothers birthday got me any action.
Tell him he needs to work on a casual, yet suave way of bringing up the subject with women. Something on the order of, "Hi, I'm David. Do you read the syndicated comic strip Sally Forth, and if so, did today's strip make you want to have sex with the producer of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus?" That would totally work on me.
I'm in shock this is actual movie.
ParallaxG: Watch it. You'll be in shock then too. Not the best movie ever...
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