Francesco Explains It All: Tryin' to Anaesthetise the Way that You Feel

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Tryin' to Anaesthetise the Way that You Feel

I'll be on the radio tonight--INTERNET radio, which as we all now is the future today! (Unlike a certain long-promised personal jetpack that has yet to materialize in great numbers).

So if you happen to be free TONIGHT AT 9:30 PM EST (and can DVR 30 Rock) then by all means please listen to my mellifluous Long Island accent as I ramble incoherently in six directions at once on the ELVIS DINGELDEIN'S DRUNKEN SOLILOQUY show. Elvis and I will be discussing Sally Forth, Medium Large and how to feasibly restructure the world's economy using the very same system professional gamblers employ to lead such happy, steady, successful lives.

Thanks!

5 comments:

Jim said...: Good news for the radio ratings: "30 Rock" isn't on tonight because of the giant "ER" final episode-a-thon.; April 2, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Jennifer said...: Elvis is a genius.

Plus, he makes a mean peanut butter 'n' nanner sammich.

Good call.; April 2, 2009 at 3:57 PM
Unknown said...: Christ, Jen, are you EVERYWHERE that I am?

I like it!; April 2, 2009 at 5:15 PM
Stuart A. said...: I was just about to say what Jim said. Yeah, I know, reeeeal original...; April 3, 2009 at 10:40 AM
myonlyphoto said...: Thank God for technology. Everything is possible, I just came from post where you can rent a telescope and view sky through lap top, what's next...the bottom of the economic crisis, lol. Have fun on the radio, sorry cannot attend...Anna :); April 7, 2009 at 10:41 PM

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Tryin' to Anaesthetise the Way that You Feel

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