Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Entirety of Human Interaction Captured in Ten Simple Phrases

"Make me."

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

"Well, I better let you go."

"Who threw that?!"

"Ask your mother."

"I don't get it."

"This is why we can't have nice things!"

"No, the other left."

"Where the hell did that come from?!"

"I didn't order this."
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5 comments:

  1. yellojktDecember 31, 2008 at 10:08 AM

    "I know you are. What am I?"

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  2. JenniferDecember 31, 2008 at 3:52 PM

    This is brilliant.

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  3. JenniferDecember 31, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    "I dunno, what do YOU want to do?"

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  4. catbusDecember 31, 2008 at 6:46 PM

    Whatever you want is fine, dear.

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  5. ClumpyJanuary 5, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    You forgot "I've started seeing somebody recently. I'm sorry I didn't let you know. I still value your friendship."

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