Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Entirety of Human Interaction Captured in Ten Simple Phrases

"Make me."

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

"Well, I better let you go."

"Who threw that?!"

"Ask your mother."

"I don't get it."

"This is why we can't have nice things!"

"No, the other left."

"Where the hell did that come from?!"

"I didn't order this."

5 comments:

yellojkt said...

"I know you are. What am I?"

JPB said...

This is brilliant.

JPB said...

"I dunno, what do YOU want to do?"

catbus said...

Whatever you want is fine, dear.

Clumpy said...

You forgot "I've started seeing somebody recently. I'm sorry I didn't let you know. I still value your friendship."