The few survivors break into two warring factions, “The Feral Slashers” and “The Milksop Fops.” The ensuing battle is swift and decisive.
With a new civilization comes a new Creation Myth, one that states, “In the beginning there were canned goods and Lou’s Dodge Dart…”
Despite the absence of any atomic blast and in defiance of the “square-cube law,” the world is overrun with 40-story rabbits.
Out of respect for the worldwide extermination of most of the human race, “The Tonight Show” goes on hiatus for a week.
With 98% of earth’s population gone, people’s requests to be added as one another’s friends on Facebook take a far more desperate tone.
Sensing there is no longer a housing market, Manhattan real estate prices experience a momentary dip.
Stephen King’s The Stand is re-filmed with a live webcast.
In a new world where everyone must now provide a service crucial to the survival of mankind, the humor writers find themselves pretty much fucked.