Thursday, May 1, 2008

"The Golden Girls," Season 21, Episode 6

Scene: Living Room. Noon

Dorothy: I'm worried about Ma. It's been two weeks and she still hasn't gotten out of bed.

Rose: And Blanche has been slumped over that coffee table since last Saturday.

Dorothy: Rose, why aren't you wearing any clothes?

Rose: Why aren't you a Western omelet?

Dorothy: What?

Rose: This reminds me of the time in St. Olaf when the March of Dimes Walk resulted in a race of Swedish nomads.

Dorothy hits Rose with a rolled-up newspaper. Rose drops to the ground. She does not get up.

Dorothy: This calls for cheesecake.

Dorothy walks out into traffic.

1 comment:

Timbo said...

That's a new..uh...wrinkle.