I've decided to bring my book proposal online (complete with daily updates) in the hopes of generating interest and feedback as I move towards publication or rejection. If you have a moment, please check it out here.
Pens the comic strips Sally Forth and Medium Large. Writes for The Onion News Network. Serves as head writer for the PBS series SeeMore's Playhouse (for which his script won two regional Emmys). Was afraid of the color yellow until about age nine. Tans a little too well to be trusted by security.
A simple grilled cheese sandwich. Something that can be procured anywhere at any time. Nothing too exciting, right?
But what if I put a little butter on the bread before I grilled that sandwich? That would add a little extra zing, right? And what if instead of using plain old American cheese I opted for something a tad more exotic, like Camembert, Stilton or Roquefort? Now we're talking, right?
And what if instead of using bread for my grilled cheese sandwich I used two large blocks of pure platinum? And what if instead of eating the platinum I sold it and then used that small fortune as venture capital for a Beijing-based conglomerate that could take advantage of Chinese local business incentives, cheap labor, lax environmental laws and surging global interest in the fastest-growing economy in the world, thereby ensuring returns in the billions of dollars even in the face of a collapsing U.S. dollar and a massive industrial shift from the technical to service business sector? Wouldn't that be nice?
That's exactly what Francesco Explains It All is. In an endless buffet of indistinguishable tastes, it's the grilled platinum Stilton cheese sandwich that could forever destabilize geoeconomics. Care for a bite?
6 comments:
Frighteningly enough, "The Hardy Men" is supposed to be a movie starring Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller. Maybe they could hire you as a script doctor...
I like 'em all, but "The Hardy Men" is my fave. I can't wait for "The Hardy Men's New Boss is Younger Than They Are."
Funny stuff.
It appears to me that the book in question would Make a Great Gift and be Fun for the Whole Family!
And when it goes to press, my Christmas shopping will be over.
-- SCAM
Customer Service Barbie bears an uncanny resemblance to a dertain AWOL teenage girl president. Movin' up from Cold Stone.
I don't know. I thought it was ok, it made me laugh. If it's fleshed out, it could be a lot better.
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