1. Poor yourself a nice tall glass of vodka.
2. Come on now, you can find a taller glass than that.
3. Aww, hell. Just insert a crazy straw in the Ketel One bottle.
4. Find yourself a cozy corner of the sofa, next to the sleeping elderly relatives.
5. Spend the rest of the evening cradling the bottle and repeatedly muttering to it in a drunken slur, "Next year, it's just gonna be you and me, baby. I promise."