Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Unused Onion News Network Submission #3

Proud Mom Says Son Smart, Gifted Enough to Be Charged as an Adult
A very proud mother of an 11-year-old accused murderer tells Today Now that her son is far more advanced mentally and emotionally than his peers and should be viewed as a “very capable and outstanding little man, not a kid” by the prosecution.
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2 comments:

  1. ParallaxGSeptember 9, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    The sad thing is, I could see actual parents making that argument.

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  2. yellojktSeptember 10, 2009 at 1:41 AM

    Too true to be funny. Or vice versa.

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