The Seven Dwarfs Facebook Status Updates

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What My Possessions Think of Me

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Building's proud promotion of its amenities highlights just how low New Yorkers have set the bar for appealing living spaces

Excerpts from My Upcoming, Unpublished, Unsolicited Memoir

Read the startling, all-too-true, unverified excerpts here.

My Upcoming Coffee Table Books

More available here!

Excerpts from “I Could Pee on This” and Other Poems by Cats

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The Worst-Selling Books of the Year (So Far)

Read more of the less than stellar tomes here!

Now I Have to Buy CNBC Cake, Too

CNBC mentions my name...though it's not screamed by Jim Cramer.

I'm Helping Kill Journalism!

New York Times new blog--The 6th Floor--linked to "Cats Quote Charlie Sheen" in its very first post. (At very end).

And civilization falls one cat at a time...